Wing Sync — "Your WiFi isn't for you"
Official Conspiracy Parrot studio leak. Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee in deep black. Multi-node signal diagram linking router, fridge, coffee, and shoelaces.
They're Watching — Crow Hoodie
Heavyweight Gildan 18500 black hoodie with full-back surveillance print: Crow operative perched on barbed wire above CCTV camera and target files. "How do I know? I'm the one counting."
Pond Holdings — Evidence Mug
11oz glossy black ceramic mug with dual-sided classified print. Side A: Pond Holdings sunset duck seal. Side B: "...Also, I own your bank. Quack." Tunes your coffee to flock wavelength.
Evidence Unit — Dad Cap
Yupoong 6245CM classic unstructured cotton dad cap in deep black. Direct front embroidery featuring the Birds Conspiracy surveillance falcon emblem with red recording indicator.
Face Retention — Crow Evidence Tee
Recovered rooftop camera archive. Front evidence print: Face Retention Department dossier with dusk crow operative counting surveillance frames. Bella+Canvas 3001 black tee.
Innocent Duck — "I'm just a duck"
Logged at the pond at sunset. Innocent demeanour. Likes bread. Also owns your commercial bank. Soft Bella+Canvas 3001 black tee. Quack.
Wing Sync Sticker
Heavyweight kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Weatherproof and UV-resistant. Stick it directly on your router so it knows you know.
Face Retention Sticker
Heavyweight kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Weatherproof matte finish. Suitable for laptop covers, street posts, and CCTV camera shields.
Pond Holdings Sticker
Kiss-cut vinyl sticker. Clean pond aesthetic, underlying shadow banking empire. Slap it on your debit card or laptop keyboard. Quack.